Updated 6/18/25 - add small Red Baron

Hey all, I wanted to create a page where I review frozen pizzas I have eaten. I will try to be as fair as possible and consider the overall enjoyment of eating them. Unfortunately, I am a cheese purist so you will not find many reviews of meat pizzas unless my friends help review. Let’s get started!

Red Baron Deep Dish Singles Four Cheese Pizza

Overall score: 4/10

6/18/25 - I purchased this box of two for $4 at Dollar Tree for giggles. The crust/bread was very flaky almost like a biscuit - slightly concerning. My friend would rate it much more generously, 6/10, but for me this is 4/10 due to the poor value and strange crust. I am looking forward to trying normal Red Baron pizzas.

Screamin’ Sicilian Cheesy Garlic Loaded Breadstix

Overall score: 6/10

6/15/25 - These were very good breadsticks. I would rate them 7/10 if the quantity/size was greater - it’s only enough to feed one person or as a side for two people. Good flavor, good texture, nice box art. A little pricey at $7 considering how little you receive.

Tony’s Cheese Pizza

Overall score: 5/10

I purchased this because they were out out of Tombstone and I did not want to spend too much money. Tony’s was just under $4 which is cheap, slightly more than the store brand, so my expectations were low. I found it to be bland and lacking in cheese. I do not like tons of cheese on my pizza, I will occasionally scrape some off before placing in the oven, but this time I did not do that.

I would say it is better than the Weis in-store brand but only because the crust is thicker and less cracker-like.

Screamin’ Sicilian Thin & Crispy Cheese

Overall score: 7/10

I purchased this because of a friend’s recommendation. I think they would have chosen one of the “normal” pizzas instead of thin crust but no matter. This was more expensive, I want to say around $8. The most notable thing about it was the Italian spice packet which dramatically changed the flavor of the pizza. Overall, the pizza was flavorful, very flavorful if you use the spices. I have no complaints about it, but I would not make it my go-to as the spices could become overwhelming if consumed repeatedly.

Wild Mike’s Uncured Pepperoni

Overall score: 5/10

I purchased this pizza as a “fun” thing to try without high expectations. It was about $5. The crust was doughy and underwhelming but the cheese was very stringy for those who enjoy that. Pizza is small - there are better $5 options. It’s not terrible, it’s just not great.

Weis Five Cheese Thin Crust

Overall score: 4/10

A classic. It is truly the cheapest large pizza that is edible. It is very similar to the Tony’s pizza, slightly better flavor but the crust is very cracker-like. A great vehicle to dump hot sauce on but not intrinsically good. Good for feeding the boys but not good to fill yourself with. Looks IRL just like the package.

Tombstone Original 5 Cheese

Overall score: 10/10

Truly the Most Goated Frozen Pizza. Great flavor, great crust, great consistency, great appearance. Nothing but good to say about this pizza. They are very generous with cheese such that I remove some whenever I prepare it. I think they add an artificial cheese flavor for one of the 5 cheeses (I forget which) but at $5, I’m not complaining!