Hey all, I wanted to create a page where I review frozen pizzas I have eaten. I will try to be as fair as possible and consider the overall enjoyment of eating them. Unfortunately, I am a cheese purist so you will not find many reviews of meat pizzas unless my friends help review. Let’s get started!

Great Value Microwavable Cheese Pizza

Overall score: 4/10

7/8/25 - I purchased this pizza for about $2 at Walmart. My expectations are very low for any of these small, budget-minded microwavable pizzas. As far as quality, flavor, size etc this is about the same as all the others, but IIRC I paid $1.77 + tax for this which is significantly cheaper than some of the others which can touch $3, especially if purchased at Dollar Tree. You get 204g of pizza compared to 547g with a ~$6 Tombstone pizza, so you receive around 37% of the big pizza for 1/3 the price. For this reason, I am going to rate this one slightly higher than I otherwise would.

The crust is predictably disappointing, no crispiness at all even when cooked in the oven per the instructions. I think cooking it at a higher temperature than 375f, maybe 400, could help. I left mine in the oven, turned off, for a few minutes longer.

If you bought several of these with different toppings you could have a nice feast for yourself without spending any more than you would for a single larger pizza. So, the value of this item is GOOD/OKAY.

bettergoods Italian Wood-Fired Margherita Pizza

Overall score: 10/10

8/9/25 - I am increasing the score on this pizza because it has been consistently amazing. This is my go-to I could eat every day. It has the best crust you could ask from a frozen pizza. I am curious to try the other bettergoods pizzas.

7/7/25 - I purchased this pizza for about $7 at Walmart. The box art for Walmart’s bettergoods products is very appealing and I wonder if they are cutting into the Target audience. I have no complaints about the pizza - it is very similar if not identical to Wegman’s offering. The pizza is a good size. Not much cheese and topping distribution is a little off but these are forgivable. Good flavor and amazing crust.

Red Baron Deep Dish Singles Four Cheese Pizza

Overall score: 4/10

6/18/25 - I purchased this box of two for $4 at Dollar Tree for giggles. The crust/bread was very flaky almost like a biscuit - slightly concerning. My friend would rate it much more generously, 6/10, but for me this is 4/10 due to the poor value and strange crust. I am looking forward to trying normal Red Baron pizzas.

Screamin’ Sicilian Cheesy Garlic Loaded Breadstix

Overall score: 6/10

6/15/25 - These were very good breadsticks. I would rate them 7/10 if the quantity/size was greater - it’s only enough to feed one person or as a side for two people. Good flavor, good texture, nice box art. A little pricey at $7 considering how little you receive.

Tony’s Cheese Pizza

Overall score: 5/10

I purchased this because they were out out of Tombstone and I did not want to spend too much money. Tony’s was just under $4 which is cheap, slightly more than the store brand, so my expectations were low. I found it to be bland and lacking in cheese. I do not like tons of cheese on my pizza, I will occasionally scrape some off before placing in the oven, but this time I did not do that.

I would say it is better than the Weis in-store brand but only because the crust is thicker and less cracker-like.

Screamin’ Sicilian Thin & Crispy Cheese

Overall score: 7/10

I purchased this because of a friend’s recommendation. I think they would have chosen one of the “normal” pizzas instead of thin crust but no matter. This was more expensive, I want to say around $8. The most notable thing about it was the Italian spice packet which dramatically changed the flavor of the pizza. Overall, the pizza was flavorful, very flavorful if you use the spices. I have no complaints about it, but I would not make it my go-to as the spices could become overwhelming if consumed repeatedly.

Wild Mike’s Uncured Pepperoni

Overall score: 5/10

I purchased this pizza as a “fun” thing to try without high expectations. It was about $5. The crust was doughy and underwhelming but the cheese was very stringy for those who enjoy that. Pizza is small - there are better $5 options. It’s not terrible, it’s just not great.

Weis Five Cheese Thin Crust

Overall score: 6/10

A classic. It is truly the cheapest large pizza that is edible. It is very similar to the Tony’s pizza, slightly better flavor but the crust is very cracker-like. A great vehicle to dump hot sauce on but not intrinsically good. Good for feeding the boys but not good to fill yourself with. Looks IRL just like the package.

Tombstone Original 5 Cheese

Overall score: 7/10

Edit: I have gotten a couple of these with cardboard crust. I’m not sure if it’s me leaving it in the oven for final crispiness or a defect in the product but I am too scared to eat more to find out. For this reason, I am subtracting a few points.

Truly the Most Goated Frozen Pizza. Great flavor, great crust, great consistency, great appearance. Nothing but good to say about this pizza. They are very generous with cheese such that I remove some whenever I prepare it. I think they add an artificial cheese flavor for one of the 5 cheeses (I forget which) but at $5, I’m not complaining!